I'm too tired to talk about penguins. You know about penguins. Just pictures. Don't want to put anymore effort into this than..

Oh god him again. Fuck. Off.

I'm happy. I don't want to die. I'm happy.


  1. You're going to die if you keep ignoring what's in front of your face, boy.

  2. less ignoring, more denial. More different less the same.

  3. The Toast is CookedMay 31, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Listen to me Charlie, you need to consider yourself a penguin. In particular, the penguin in the first animated picture you have there in your post.
    Right now, you are constantly being knocked down by a Mr. Beakless Penguin who is being a jerk and stealing all your salmon. You are tired of being continuously fish-less and want to just lie down and sleep with your scaly guys at the bottom of the sea instead.
    Instead of getting down, you should be like Mr. Falling Penguin up there and keep trucking on. Sure, you get knocked down, but as the wise sages of the 80s to 90s wisely sang about, you also get back up again. BECAUSE NOTHING GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN.
    So pick up those boots made for walking and put one foot in front of the other for one night in Bangkok, my smile-loving amigo!

  4. If happy and cute fail you, try exciting and funny, Charlie.

  5. Charlie, don't give up! And don't be isolated, especially not if there is...someone...bothering you. Is there anyone you can contact for help?

  6. Toast: Damn those other bastard penguins, pushing me into the icy water. It's damn cold in there.

    Overmatter: Yeah. It's really a case of trying to get past the depressants.

    Diana: Oh god, if only. I'm blogging because it's the only way to keep from being isolated. I spent a couple of hours cleaning the last person I saw off the walls. I can't call anyone and I can't go outside and there's nobody here I'm alone all alone

    no no no no no. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts.

  7. The Toast is CoastJune 1, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Remember, you are whale of your own desire and no amount of blubber will suffocate you!

  8. Oh. Oh dear. I'm very sorry for touching on a sensitive subject. Um...here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw

    It's all I've got at the moment, but puppies always make me smile when I'm unspeakably low.

    You're not alone.